Picture this scene. You, your spouse, three kids, perched in varying degrees of interest and nonchalance on the sofa and chairs in your nicely decorated family room. So you live alone? That’s why you have to picture it. Got it? Now—right there, the empty spot where the room connects up with the rest of your house, put a dog. Your dog. The Family Room Dog.

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