However many children you have, count yourself lucky to have added one more! Your dog is Man’s Best Friend, and for good reason. While not likely to save your loved ones from burning apartment buildings, he’ll always be there to provide entertainment. He will play fetch, he will chase his tail (probably even when he’s old enough to know better), he will come tumbling back whenever you call, and once he’s run himself ragged, he’ll like nothing better than a good backrub. If you have him as a puppy, don’t worry about how slow a learner he might be; he’ll always be eager, and he will respond well to treats (even if it takes him a while to respond well to commands).

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