“Oh, look at how her eyes sparkle! What an adorable little creature!” Friends, family, acquaintances, electricians, even enemies fawn over your pet. She is the Ladies’ Lapdog, something of which she is quite well aware. Her needs in life are few—gourmet dog food, lots of love, and eternal pampering. Even if she happens to be a Great Dane, she’d probably wish you could do her up in bows and ribbons. She is the quintessential easygoing pet, and even if you have a two-year-old with no concern for animal sensibilities, the Lapdog will be far more likely to ask for another yank on her tail than to bark or bite.

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