The Ultimate Frisbee Champion has got more energy than New York City uses in a week. The best thing about that? It doesn’t seem like anybody ever taught him how to bite, except into the occasional juicy chunk of meat. (He’ll eat whatever you give him, but he treats like real bones and red meat are bonuses.) In fact, if he does bite, he’ll probably be just as surprised for you. He thought his teeth were just for helping him get a grip on the frisbee.

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