So he’s lazy sometimes. You’ve probably got friends like that! The Couch Cushion won’t ever be the kind of dog to play fetch all afternoon, but he will always be the kind that’s open for sprawling on your lap not only for the whole afternoon, but into the wee hours of the morning. He will almost never cause you trouble with other pets (or with any less-than-tactful visitors who might pull his tail), and he will almost always come over to sit on your lap or lie on your stomach any time you stop moving. That’s about the only movement you get from him, though. He may be a very sociable dog, but he’s not a very energetic one. Except when it comes to food.

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