Numerous door-to-door salesmen have tried to puzzle out just how it is that when they push the doorbell, it makes a barking noise. Chances are, they’ll never quite figure it out—if the door ever opens, they’re usually met by a ball of fur of any size between Chihuahua and Great Dane, and they never stop to ask what’s up with the doorbell. If only they knew . . . that is the Doorbell.

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