Don’t let friends or acquaintances turn their back on your pet, or else the Ankle Biter will live up to his name. He’ll never be malicious about it; he just likes the feel of something between his teeth. He catches on pretty quickly that table legs don’t fill that need very well. He likes a bit more gourmet, but even though he’s got a natural appetite for filet mignon, you can probably get him to chow down on just about anything as long as he’s got a good hunk of rawhide to gnaw on, too.

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