Picture this scene. You’re gone for the weekend, and the mysterious fellow who stands in the dark behind the streetlights up the road decides to make his move. A bit of quick work with a skeleton key and a fair bit of looting later, and he’s on his way out of the door with your silver heirlooms and Play Station 3. On his way in, he dismissed the slumbering shadow to his right, even though it was keeping a close eye on him. If the dog hasn’t come for me by now, he reasons, he never will.

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