Your dog is not bipolar. He just wants to be loved—without having to go looking for it. He is more than content to pick a spot and stay there, whether outdoors, indoors, or in the doorway. He’ll prefer indoors, but if you can’t handle a house dog, he’ll be just as fine to find a spot to chill outside. Don’t let yourself ignore him. It might be easy to forget that he’s there sometimes, but that’s when he’ll pipe up and make a mess. Usually, you’ll find that happening at the most socially awkward of times.

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