Maybe some dog owners want a beast of a canine that still echoes the call of the primeval wild, but your dog is basically the opposite. In fact, he just might be the highest up the evolutionary chain. Sure, the Throw Pillow’s only trick is to play dead—usually executed just by sprawling on his stomach in one place for the whole day—but that’s okay. He doesn’t need to be an Einstein or a Michael Jordan or a Beethoven. He just needs food and love and, truth be told, you could even skimp on the love sometimes. He’s probably the easiest pet to train. Whether an indoor dog or an outdoor dog, he’ll be perfectly content to do what needs to be done for the sake of ease and convenience. Those two words probably epitomize his whole outlook on life: ease, convenience, and free food (okay, four words).

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