The Chic Canine is a friend to all who fit her worldview. This is the kind of dog that will always be on the heels of your guy friends who come over. In a good way. Oh, she doesn’t mind most people—she won’t bite if they want to pet her, she’ll just walk away when she gets bored—but there’s just something fascinating to her about human males. Them, and her favorite owner (there’s usually just one). Lots of things fascinate her, but she goes about it in a very intelligent way. She was the one who figured out how to open the kitchen garbage without tipping it over. She always finds the things you hide from her, too. She’ll never rub it in; in fact, she’ll even put things back, sometimes. Basically, she is much smarter than you first thought. She could probably teach you to roll over, if it mattered.

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