Curiosity didn’t kill the cat, because your dog’s middle name is Curiosity, and he’d never do anything like that. Really! The Snoop Dog is a quiet, gentle animal that always knows a great deal more than he lets on. You sometimes wonder why it is that the dog food in the bag lowers more quickly than the dog food in the bowl—well, the Snoop Dog must have been snooping around. Those missing pairs of socks? And the shoes? Well, he’d never do any of that out of spite, but even though he’s very much an independent-minded pet, he’s always on the lookout for some excitement.

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