Ah, the Creature of the Hearth. So dear to your heart, and you so dear to hers, but she prefers that relationship be kept at a distance. Do you own a sprawling log cabin on top of some snowy mountain? Well, if you did, your dog would curl up in front of the fireplace and stay there for days, except for food breaks. On food, it doesn’t matter much to her what she eats, as long as it’s not too tasteless. She’s bright enough to know exactly what needs to be done when, and she reads people extremely well, but she won’t be likely to capitalize much on that information except when someone comes up to pet her. She tolerates it, even enjoying it from people she’s close to, but if she doesn’t like someone, she’ll grumble until they leave her alone.

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