So you want to scratch him behind the ears? Well, he won’t complain, unless you give him too much attention. The Yule Log, just like the stump you burn at Christmas, could sit there for a year without ever causing a fuss. He’s a gentle dog when you get to know him, something that is best done over food or on a full stomach, and he’s just as happy to keep his bed by the fireplace as he is to take the kennel on the porch. He’s not a fan of change, though, so whichever it is, stick with it. From his chosen spot, he’s got a keen eye for everything that goes on. If he could talk, he would know which neighborhood kid it was that did the doorbell ditching, or where exactly it was that you last put your keys (they’re in your other pocket, the one you never check). If he cared to. His gaze penetrates everything, except that keeping that up can sometimes take too much energy, and it’s much nicer just to curl up on a favorite spot and let the world go by.

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