If your dog were a human, she would be tall, stunningly beautiful, and always wearing jet-black midnight gowns. Even if your version of the Lady Wolf is trapped in a Pug’s body, she carries with her a sense of allurement and mystery, more so than any other of her breed. She might prefer to keep her distance, but whenever nobody’s around, she’ll let you snuggle down and give her a good back rub.

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