You only thought she was sleeping. She likes to pull that trick—for her, it never grows old, and for those who fall victim to it, they never learn. The Genteel Jaws of Steel is a bad girl to the core—except that she loves you. She won’t show it much, and she won’t like you to show it, but now and again she’ll get the idea that if she lets you pet and stroke her, it adds to the bad girl image. Usually, she cultivates this by setting up shop at one of her favorite places to curl up, whether indoors or out, and settling down to watch the world go by. That’s not as innocent as it sounds—she’s keeping her eyes peeled for anything that would serve as food, chew toy, or just an interesting diversion. For her, anything that will be surprised by a sudden, toothy leap is usually what constitutes such a diversion.

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